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Punishment by the people for the people

by Amy Lockett
APOLOGIES for being late yet again. But I don't feel that bad as some of you are responsible for the catastrophic evening that was last night. First of all.... thank you for taking the time to vote. Secondly, fuck you ...

Article from Sunday 19, May, 2013
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Why leave your past boxed up?

by Jackie Anderson
NEARLY SIX MONTHS into my new abode exhausted with repainting and doing the garden etc I decided to bring out of storage, boxes that had not seen the light of day for years. An inexplicable yearning for the contents of ...

Article from Thursday 16, May, 2013
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Amy Lockett's online dating game show

by Amy Lockett
LADIES and Gentlemen! Rrr...oll Up! And welcome to the shenanigans. This week started off well and just got epic. From Monday it has been nothing but entertainment and I can’t wait to share. I present to you.... the one ...

Article from Saturday 11, May, 2013
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UKIP: When having choice is no choice at all

by Jackie Anderson
THE SUCCESS of UKIP in the recent elections comes as no surprise to me or, it would seem, for most political commentators. The fact that the Cameron/Clegg government of the day could be anything other than surprised makes for depressing reading. ...

Article from Thursday 9, May, 2013
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Amy Lockett's guide to surviving a break-up

by Amy Lockett
The Process I HAD A couple of days to myself this week and I put the time to good use. I sat on my arse and reflected on my life whilst stuffing my face with buy-one-get-one-free specials. As I inhaled ...

Article from Saturday 4, May, 2013
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Send the slanderers to the tower !

by Jackie Anderson
THE "STOOSHIE" that has arisen with satirists having a pop at the ludicrousies of an independent Scotland comes as no surprise to writers that regularly ask probing questions on the ins-and-outs of how an independent Scotland will actually work. The ...

Article from Thursday 2, May, 2013
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Love letters to a python

by Amy Lockett
I HAVE mentioned previously that a uniform works like a flame to a moth for most of the female species. I had a brief encounter with somebody, and was instantly hypnotised. Unfortunately, I was the moth and he was the ...

Article from Monday 29, April, 2013
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First time around...

by Amy Lockett
WE ALL remember our first kiss. Traditionally, this event is shared with our first love. I will never forget mine. Some people are lucky enough to have the memories of a romantic and breath taking moment, full of nerves and hopes. ...

Article from Saturday 20, April, 2013
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Don't touch the Duck Paté, Bishop!

by Jackie Anderson
MARGARET THATCHER'S funeral hopefully will bring closure to the to the non-stop television coverage of her life – and her impact on our lives when she was Prime Minister. Such was the coverage that any Tom, Dick or Harry who ...

Article from Wednesday 17, April, 2013
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Three ain’t a Charm

by Amy Lockett
I HAVE had three escapades since my last article. They were all confined to my phone inbox so I don’t feel as morally corrupt as I probably should. Let me tell you all about my busy phone and the horrific mental ...

Article from Saturday 13, April, 2013
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